A look into the oddities my brain cooks up.
What does Twist-free Knickers mean? Exactly what it says. It takes a lot to get my knickers in a twist. I'm the perfect person to have along in case of a disaster - had I been Kate Winslet on the Titanic - Leo wouldn't have died.
Thursday, April 08, 2010
This ain't no Pine Sol commercial
Next time you talk to a pine tree, ask him to keep it in his trousers.