A look into the oddities my brain cooks up. What does Twist-free Knickers mean? Exactly what it says. It takes a lot to get my knickers in a twist. I'm the perfect person to have along in case of a disaster - had I been Kate Winslet on the Titanic - Leo wouldn't have died.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
That's quite a USP!
Thirsty? Call this dude. He apparently has access to some mighty fine drinking water (after he cleans your persian rug).
I'm sticking to diet coke. Thanks.
Monday, October 06, 2008
Lock me up in this refrigerated case
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Just say it straight...
My friend Amy has never been one to mince words. She will say it like she sees it. For example, after having labor induced 3 times over the last 2 days, she finally told her very proper English doctor,
"Look, if you want this kid to come out, you are going to have to go in and get him".
And that is just what the doctor did. Congratulations Amy & Kevin on the addition of little Connor Kirk!
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
I can tell my cashmere is cowering
Check out this critter that I encountered while walking through my company's warehouse on the way to the lunchroom. I swear every sort of winged, antennae-wearing creepy crawly that is in North Carolina weighs about a pound each.
I had to go back to my desk and get my personalized ruler to get some scale on this giant moth so one could understand it's size.
This guy could probably decimate my sweater drawer in 30 seconds flat.
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